Archive for June, 2007

THE PERFECT COUPLE

SUBJECT: THE PERFECT COUPLE

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.

: Question: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it.





Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Women, if you have read this too… stop reading here, this is
REALLY the end of the joke.
*** Men Keep scrolling




By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates
another point: WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

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FF is not blogging!

FF has stop blogging, I hope she will resume her blogging soon. Stop fishing and get ya life back together OK!!! She is just so entertaining and dramatic. I kinna miss her….sigh.

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Busy Buzy

A terrible week has just past, and i think its gonna be permanent for the next few weeks. Work had been extremely hectic, and it requires a lot of my attention. I guess it shows that the company is really growing.

I’ve also attended HK’s baby 1st year old birthday celebration at his house, whaaa its like a year or 2 since we last met! He has become so fatherly and I was like hmmm… maybe I also have to get to my next stage of life soon. Its not like peer pressure or what…but i think I’ve been hanging ard and fooling ard too much…hahha.

Oh I was also pub hopping last night with Vic & Gim and we drank like all kinds of beers thats available along Clarke quay. I got home at about 2:30 and i was dead beat. When my phone alarm goes off, argh……. I’ve to crawl myself out of my bed so that i can reach office to settles some of the mails and stuffs. BTW wild elephant has got some nasty jokes. u guys might wanna check it out.

Might be traveling to Penang the following weeks, think i might have to be station there for a couple of weeks. hehe….hope i can get things settled and make it back for national day….LOL…count on me Singapore!!!!

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Korean Restaurant

Received a sms from abby that goes,
abby: do you like korean food
Me: other then Seoul Garden, I never step into a Korean restaurant before.

My guess for her next reply will be > ^_^””

But its really true! but now..hehehe I’ve been there done that!

I guess i will have the same expression if someone tell me that, the only French and Italian restaurant they have been to are only Delifrance & Pizza Hut! Now thats FUNNY!

Anyway meet up with the gang to have Korean food and later adjourned to Conrad to do some catching up and chilling out! heheh…no alcohol night. We played Blokus and muahha…i think i’m the overall winner! The older the wiser!

Another funny thing is how abby dream of us, and i actually dream of HER too! But i guess my dream is a sign to her! keep a look out for that NAME OK!! And Kudos to her! She lost weight! Muahahha!

Oh..Thanks for the Shirt guys, Green??? must be her idea right?

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