Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the

: Question: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it.

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Women, if you have read this too… stop reading here, this is
REALLY the end of the joke.
*** Men Keep scrolling

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this illustrates
another point: WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

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