Archive for Weddings

When 2 become 1

Felt happy for them! Also…my guess that 5 yrs down the road…I’ll be expecting 3 more 🙂

The Certificate

The Certificate

The Ring

The Ring

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Honey Mooney

Its been weeks since the wedding and haha…time flies!
Some adjustment need to be made since I’m married..meaning..Need to spend more time with my MOHA!

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Change of Status!

No longer single..MARRIED! Just Married! 🙂

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Technical jokes on Husband n Wife

Enjoy this very techical piece of joke! There is no dummy guide to explain this joke!

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To: TECH SUPPORT

Re: Husband Ver 1.0
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewellry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run NappyChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness.

Can you help please!!!!
Mrs Stumped
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Reply:
Dear Mrs Stumped:
This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However,Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible.

Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory.

Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0 In desperation to play some of their “old time” favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system.

Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command “C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

TECH TIP!
Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete.

Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran.Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannotlearn new applications quickly.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as fixesBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0.

This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shut down of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!”

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Drinking Session……with a twist!

The 1 scary part of wedding process that you wouldn’t know until u do it will be the part u have to personally deliver the invitation cards to your relatives! TIRING!!!!

I visited only like 5 relatives from my mum side and it took almost a whole day!
What u would not believe is that all stayed near 1 another but the time spend at each place is almost around 30mins. Doing some catching up and gossiping! *ahem*
During the visits i drank like…

1 bottle of 100plus
1 bottle of vitagen
1 packet of Chrysanthemum tea
1 glass of green tea
1packet of Milo

Whaa….thats many drinks in a DAY! its like CNY!!!

Next week the drinking session will continue…my dad’s side!

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Oh……

Oh…..I’m getting married 🙂

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Brother to another Wedding

I became the brother to a friend wedding again. Like any weddings i’ve gone thru the “sisters” are always hard to tackle. I’ll not say I’m good at but…hahhah..i’ve got experience hadling many kinds of situations.

Okie..the sisters a side. What was shocking for the wedding was..When we reaching the car park of the bride’s house. We horn to make our presence known. *ahem* thats a traditional. But little did we know we r expecting something  out of the NORM happening!

What happen was……………………. some bloody #$%@^% farker threw an egg down and hit our car! KNNBPCB…..was wat Bob shouted. We coun’t identify which household threw the egg down!

NEXT…one DAD from the 2nd story shouted at us and give us the hell of a lecture. Bob still being traumatize by the egg that hit his car rebuke back by asking hit to make a police report since he could see our number plate.

THE POINT OF MY STORY IS….what kind of sick place is SERANGOON? Why is the community so SICK BRAIN!!
Are there some much singles or divorce or broken family living around there that hated marriage this much that they have to crash it!
KNNz,,,,this is definietely one hell of a wedding I’ll remember for a long long time!

Sigh…….1 quote i came up with for this wedding….always a brother never the groom! mauahhaa!

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